ADVENTURES WITH BARACK
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If you want to know what Barack is like when you strip away all that Presidential hubub, this is the place for you! We keep up to speed on Barack's adventures, his favorite eats, and some other fun tidbits. Thanks for visiting, click around, and enjoy!
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Barack to Name Yet-To-Be Adopted Puppy "Bobby Jingles"
UPDATE! Did we not tell you that the Obama dog's name would be "Bo" - aka "Bobby Jingles?!" Padow!
Barack to Name Yet-To-Be Adopted Puppy "Bobby Jingles"
Barack announced today that his family has picked the name "Bobby Jingles" for their puppy, which they have not yet adopted.
"Honestly, this has nothing to do with Bobby Jindal's big coming out party," said Barack. "Michelle and I told Sasha and Malia that they could each suggest names for our puppy-to-be." In a diplomatic move, Barack told the girls that the puppy's name would be a joint venture based on the top pick of each child.
The President further explained that Sasha, a huge fan of the 60s show "The Brady Bunch", chose the name Bobby, for her favorite "Bunch" character (based on their mutual love for Billiards and butterfly collars). Little Malia chose her name based on her favorite sound, that of "nickels and quarters jingling when they drop into the bin of a slot machine".
Should the future first puppy be a female, the spelling will be "Bobbi" with a heart dotted over the "i".
No "yippy, girly" dog in the Barack White House
In a recent interview with Babara WaWa, Barack shared that he envisions that the newest member of their family will be a "big, rambunctious dog of some sort." Yay Barack
! We're proud of you for bucking the Hollywood trend of pocket dogs and oversized rodents in sequined shirts and hoodies. So, what kind of dog will fit the bill for little Sasha and Malia? Adventures with Barack stands behind the Australian Shepherd of course. These smart, energetic dogs meet the "rambunctious" requirement Barack has listed as what he's looking for in a first dog candidate. In addition, they are whip cracker smart and with their herding abilities, could come in handy in ensuring that the Senate and Congress quit their lollygagging and get some work done!
Barack Heads to Twilight Country for the ECLIPSE Movie Premiere!

Barack in Forks, WA
Barack celebrated the release of the third movie in the insanely popular Stephanie Meyer vampire series with a trip to Forks, Washington (the "other" Washington. The state. No, this is not D.C. Ever look at map? Sheesh). His visit included a tour of the town where he saw Bella's house and red truck and picked up a few trinkets at the Twilight Store, including a Team Jacob magnet and an "I Sparkle" babydoll T. Barack also swung by Forks High School for a photo opp (home of the Spartans!).
"I love the Twilight series," said the Pres. "The romance, the super fast running, the sparkly skin, it's nothing short of awesome."
As to the rumors that Barack is going to pull a Ron Howard and give one of the series' stars the boot so that his daughters can have a role in the two remaining flicks? Barack had this to say:
"I'm generally not a fan of nepotism, but when it comes to Twilight, all bets are off. I can totally relate to Ron's inability to suppress his Hollywood prowess for the good of his inner circle. I mean, look at the great job he did in casting the Fonz in Arrested Development - genius! I've heard that Ron is pulling for Erin Moran to come in to take over the role of Jasper in Breaking Dawn. It wouldn't be much of a stretch. If she dyes her hair and watches Edward Scissorhands a few dozen times I think she could nail the part no problem. Fans don't give a hoot about Jasper anyway so it's unlikely anyone would notice."
As to the rumors that he and Michelle will take over the roles of Dr. and Mrs. Cullen (respectively)? "If I can get a handle on this BP debacle then maybe I could carve out some time. At the least, I'm going to pull a few strings to get Bo a cameo in Jacob's wolf pack".

Barack Eats Mexican Street Tacos on Swine Flu Junket - lives to tell.
In May of 2009 Barack managed a quick getaway to Mexico to check the status of the Swine Flu hubub. He chose the lovely village of Sayulita for his trip. While there, he chowed down on street tacos and played on the beach. "No sign of Swine Flu, or Montezuma's Revenge for that matter." reported the President. TMI? You be the judge.
Barack at the "Tacos Ivan" stand in Sayulita, MX
